I'm Lucy, aged eighteen from little old England.
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treeswithmemories:

still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

(Source: gayathrik1611, via lukeamnesia)

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

(via lukesextme)

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via drinkawaymyfeelings)

lameimpasta:

concert looks: anything that will make the girl next to you feel threatened and will get you laid by your fave band member

(via lauhemmo96)

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

(via infinity-and-for-ever)

constantlyheartbroken:

I say I want to be skinny yet I am always eating. I say I want good grades yet I procrastinate until it’s too late. I say I don’t want to be alone as I put my headphones in and never talk to anyone. I say I want to be a better and happier person as I sit here and count all the ways I hate myself.

(Source: not-breathing, via lukeamnesia)


My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of
My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of

(Source: fuckyeahviralpics, via sprinkleofglitr)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via fivesocksofsummer)